Renandstimpy

by Michael Dylan Welch and Curtis Dunlap


First published in Failed Haiku 5:51, March 2020, page 81. Originally written in August of 2011. +

oh boy,

we’re writing haiku—

happy happy, joy joy! Michael


don’t be an eeeeediot

we’re writing a renandstimpy! Curtis


what is your problem

you sick little monkey,

this isn’t art! Michael


grieving over Stinky

Ren buys Stimpy

a toy mouse! Curtis


okay, Ren

time for the Happy Helmet! Michael


no, time for the last verse

before this show gets cancelled—

shut up and look stoopid! Curtis