Renandstimpy
by Michael Dylan Welch and Curtis Dunlap
First published in Failed Haiku 5:51, March 2020, page 81. Originally written in August of 2011. +
oh boy,
we’re writing haiku—
happy happy, joy joy! Michael
don’t be an eeeeediot
we’re writing a renandstimpy! Curtis
what is your problem
you sick little monkey,
this isn’t art! Michael
grieving over Stinky
Ren buys Stimpy
a toy mouse! Curtis
okay, Ren
time for the Happy Helmet! Michael
no, time for the last verse
before this show gets cancelled—
shut up and look stoopid! Curtis